I finally understand why moms have such big purses
When I started my job last August, my mom handed me a monster-sized purse. She said, "I bought this but I haven’t used it yet, so you can have it for your new job." I laughed SO hard. Why would I ever want/need/use a purse that large?
In fear of hurting her feelings any more than I already had by laughing, I started using the purse. Once I found out how much stuff it could hold, I never looked back! I finally understand why moms carry such large purses – because they hold all the shit they have to take with them, plus a bunch of other shit that they might end up needing that day.
To demonstrate the awesome handiness of my mom purse, I will now list the current contents:
- Salad for lunch
- Bottle of salad dressing
- Container of grapes
- Two cans of Fresca
- Travel coffee mug (the large size)
- Wallet
- Phone
- Perfume
- A necklace
- Notepad
- Chequebook
- Various papers
- Compact (the large kind)
- Lip gloss and lip stick
- Hand cream
- Deodorant
- Lint roller
I should also mention there is room left in my purse for at least one more salad, or perhaps a jar of peanut butter.
Imagine how big my purse will be when I actually have kids?
1 comment:
HAHA at the lint roller! So true about using it so few times a year, I needed one the other night, and I had to spend forever finding it. Bags rule! You should see my man bag, doesn't hold that much, but I guess I AM a boy in the end. lol
-ryan
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